Yesterday Was Nuts

Posted under General by Matt on Tuesday 30 November 2004 at 10:37 am (-0600)

It all started off when one of our retired teachers called: her husband had changed something on their computer that meant she couldn’t check her e-mail. So over 2 1/2 hours of phone calls, we finally decided that they were going to have to reinstall the mail reader program. Of course, they couldn’t be online and on the phone at the same time. This, of course, complicated everything because we would have to hang up and wait for them to log on and test the new changes, fail and get back to me.

That was round 1.

Round 2 began when I called my grandpa, who has been asking me for weeks to work on his computer. He got slammed by several e-mail virii and at the same time got hit with what now appears to be a hardware failure (drive controller). But I didn’t know about the second problem when I started. I told him that I had to do laundry last night no matter what - I was out of clothes. So my roommate and I went over to do laundry and fix grandpa’s computer.

Sort of. First mistake was overloading the washer. It walked across the room. He was displeased. Second mistake was trying to install WinXP on his computer; his CD-ROM drive and his Hard Drive weren’t communicating properly and I ended up with a non-working computer.

But then we had washed three loads and dried one and it was almost 11:00 PM. So I took my roommate home (who didn’t want to finish the laundry project), and I went to look for a laundromat.

Begin round 3.

The lady at the laundromat whined at me for coming in so late. I said that I had to dry these, not wash them. I said I’d be done before she had to leave. She meant to leave early, even though the place was supposed to be open longer than that. So she spent the next 20 minutes whining at me. She tried to bum cab fare off of me and I told her I’d take her home. I did and got back after midnight.

I was so jittery, I don’t know when I got to sleep. I rolled into work late today, and I’m kinda out of step with the day’s work.

Some days are just like that, I guess.

Advent Reflection

Posted under General by Matt on Sunday 28 November 2004 at 11:45 pm (-0600)

Alan Creech linked this today - thought it was good:

We light a candle today, a small dim light against a world that often seems forbidding and dark. But we light it because we are a people of hope, a people whose faith is marked by an expectation that we should always be ready for the coming of the Master. The joy and anticipation of this season is captured beautifully in the antiphons of hope from the monastic liturgies:

See! The ruler of the earth shall come, the Lord who will take from us the heavy burden of our exile
The Lord will come soon, will not delay.
The Lord will make the darkest places bright.

We must capture that urgency today in the small flame of our candle. We light the candle because we know that the coming of Christ is tied to our building of the kingdom. Lighting the flame, feeding the hungry, comforting the sick, reconciling the divided, praying for the repentant, greeting the lonely and forgotten – doing all these works hastens His coming.

Defining “Geek”

Posted under General by Matt on Sunday 28 November 2004 at 9:48 pm (-0600)

This is worth reading.

A sample…

Intermediate Geek

  • Enjoy telling people about how you searched the Web for 3 hours last night to find the best deal on kangaroo burgers
  • Have friends who constantly ask you questions relating to anything electronic and believe whatever answers you give them
  • Have written your own computer programs
  • Write some of your correspondence in Notepad or VI
  • Know how to code HTML in a text editor
  • Never turn off your computer

Found while channel surfing… more on that later.

Whew…

Posted under General by Matt on Sunday 28 November 2004 at 4:14 pm (-0600)

I got that off my chest (see below), and now I’m all smiles!

It’s a good day, it really is! In fact, I’m going outside for awhile…

I HATE RealNetworks!

Posted under General by Matt on Sunday 28 November 2004 at 4:05 pm (-0600)

RealNetworks, I hate you! Let me count the ways:

1. You made me enter everything short of my mother’s maiden name to be able to use your product. Your privacy policy said you won’t distrubute it. Riiight. If you didn’t use it, why do you collect it?

2. Even though you SUCK, you’re the industry standard for streaming audio.

3. You put all sorts of crap in the Windows Registry that I have to go in and clean out by hand.

4. You piggyback other programs with the realplayer that I don’t want, didn’t ask for and will delete promptly.

5. I had to check four boxes to keep from getting your STUPID advertizing.

6. And then you have stupid ads in the realplayer itself. I DONT WANT THEM!

7. You automatically update yourself to new versions that require more entries of personally identifiable information without asking.

RealNetworks, kindly get a life!

(Church) New Year’s Eve

Posted under General by Matt on Saturday 27 November 2004 at 10:44 pm (-0600)

Tonight is the last night in the church year; tomorrow begins Advent.

Advent is a reflective, penitential season, but it is different in tone from Lent: our reflection is to bring us into a heightened awareness of our surroundings. We are preparing for the return of Christ.

Are we ready? Do we want God’s rule to come and set right all injustice? Are we ready to greet and celebrate his arrival, or do we wish he just wouldn’t bother?

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Posted under General by Matt on Saturday 27 November 2004 at 12:09 pm (-0600)

I just watched “The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind” with Jim Carrey, Kirsten Dunst, Kate Winslet, Elijah Wood and Mark Ruffalo.

This is a movie that really keeps you thinking. There’s so much in it about relationships: why we end up hating the people we initially liked/loved/enjoyed. It reminds brooding types (like myself, at times) to remember the good times so as not to become jaded about the bad.

I recommend this movie highly - one that will speak to everyone, because we’ve all had relationships that are beautiful and then start to hurt.

Spam Blogs

Posted under General by Matt on Saturday 27 November 2004 at 1:43 am (-0600)

Has anyone else noticed the increasing number of spam blogs out there - especially on blogspot?

I’m not talking about “comment spam” although I’m starting to see that more and more (damn them spammers!), I’m talking about whole blogs which are nothing but spam.

I just wish these folks would use their God-given ingenuity, creativity and engineering sense to better ends.

More Template Changes

Posted under General by Matt on Friday 26 November 2004 at 1:21 am (-0600)

I just changed my comments over to blogger so that I can get the e-mail about them when they come.

Enjoy!

Cluetrain on Community

Posted under General by Matt on Thursday 25 November 2004 at 7:53 pm (-0600)

One definition of community is a group of people who care about each other more than they have to.

Hmmm…

Self-Definition

Posted under General by Matt on Thursday 25 November 2004 at 7:24 pm (-0600)

He tells us to take note, so I have:

You will never know who you are if all you talk about is what you aren’t. Church planters take note. Musicians and artists take note. Community development workers take note. Christ-follower… TAKE NOTE!

Most of the time, the churches in our community define themselves by what they’re not. And doing so seems to contribute to the constant sheep-shifting between congregations. Maybe if we defined ourselves positively this sheep-shifting could be limited.

Link via Jason Evans.

The ClueTrain Manifesto

Posted under General by Matt on Wednesday 24 November 2004 at 9:58 pm (-0600)

I avoided reading this book for a long time because it seemed so focused on business and marketing - two things I really can’t bring myself to pay much attention to.

But I started in on it tonight: and I am having trouble putting it down.

As the authors say, it’s probably the first book to be the sequel to a website.

The thing of it is, it makes my argument about why the church’s got to change, get a new view on life, take a different approach.

So it’s going on the “eccentricities” column to the left.

Tim LaHaye Declares Armageddon Against Tyndale

Posted under General by Matt on Wednesday 24 November 2004 at 6:55 pm (-0600)

Ok, not really. But he’s really honked off.

This may be old news to many of you, since it came out on Saturday last, but I couldn’t read the full article until today: http://www.kentucky.com/mld/kentucky/living/religion/10220385.htm

[Thanks to Rich Clark at http://www.deadyetliving.com/ for the link.]

I don’t know what’s making him more angry: the fact that Tyndale is offering a different perspective, or the fact that they’re calling both book series “fictional.”

LaHaye’s Left Behind series either borders on heresy or dives headlong into it.

Heresy, you say?

Yes.

How?

Here’s how: LaHaye’s books are predicated on the notion that every promise made to Israel in the Old Testament must be fulfilled literally. Therefore, any promise regarding land, Jerusalem, Nations Streaming to Jerusalem, victory over enemies, the Temple, David’s Kingly Line, etc. all have yet to be completely fulfilled. According to LaHaye (and his dispensationalist cohort), all these promises have to be fulfilled completly to the literal, physical descendents of Abraham/Isaac/Jacob, the Jews. Unless these promises are fulfilled, the end of the world cannot come. Now, why is that so important?

The church and the scriptures have long taught that Jesus Christ must return (in the same way that he left - See The Acts of the Apostles, chapter 1) to complete his work of setting everything right that humanity has somehow messed up, destroyed, derailed or damaged. He will bring all creation back under the reign of God, and, in so doing, bring about the completion of what (St.) Paul calls “the new creation.” This new creation was begun in Jesus Christ, and will be brought to fuflillment on the day he returns. At that time, what has been stated about Christ from the earliest days of the church will become literally clear: Jesus Christ is the fulfillment of all the promises of God. All the promises, prophecies and perspectives of God in scripture find their fulfillment in Jesus Christ.

It is at this point that LaHaye and the dispensationalist cohort break ranks with historical Christianity. If all the promises to Israel have to be fulfilled literally to Jews, then Jesus Christ is not the fulfillment of all the promises of God as the letters of (St.) Paul and the church throughout history have attested. Moreover, they believe that the only way anything is going to be “set right” is either (a) by the complete destruction of the current creation (the “it’s all gonna burn” theory), or by (b) Jesus Christ literally coming back with an army and smacking people around or otherwise physically overwhelming everyone.

LaHaye et al. see the second coming as important for yet another reason: there’s nothing good left here. It’s our job to rescue everyone from this burning building and then run for cover before it really gets bad. God wants to get rid of this crappy creation of his and start over. This is the “turn or burn, flee or fry” mentality. And this is precisely the perspective of the New Testament Pharisees which Jesus challenged so often in the gospel accounts. There is a radical discontinuity between the old way of doing things and the new, divided by the actions and event of God’s savior/deliverer/messiah coming to straighten things out.

Instead, Jesus and historical Christianity offer a different angle. In Jesus’ scenario, the new creation enters and invades the old on the sly. Like a virus, it begins to infect the old and transform it into something different - yet with continuity to the old. Thus, we see a baby in a manger, a cross and a crown of thorns instead of a conquering warrior. The empty tomb, then, gives us a glimpse into what the new creation is like: continuous with the old, yet different. Jesus’ body was still his body - it was not in the tomb and it even still bore the scars - yet, it was somehow different enough to be hard to recognize and, better yet, had the ability to pass through locked doors.

In Jesus’ scenario, he must return to bring justice to those who are victims of injustice. He waits, showing forbearance and grace to the unjust, hoping they will cease their injustice and turn to him. But he will not wait forever. To do so would deny justice to their victims. He desires to redeem and transform his creation which he originally called “good.” Were he to destroy the creation, he would deny the value of embodied existence - which at one point he found so important, so compelling that he became human himself to bring about our new creation.

This has become a much more long-winded explanation than I intended it to be. To explain it fully would take at least a book or two. But I hope that this explains why I’m so cranky when it comes to the Left Behind series. I welcome questions, discussion and critique.

Cheese Sauces and Microwaves Don’t Get Along

Posted under General by Matt on Wednesday 24 November 2004 at 6:49 pm (-0600)

While attempting to make myself a one-portion sized helping of Fettucine Alfredo, I decided to violate a rule I knew full well:

Never put a cheese sauce in a microwave.

Why is this?

For one, it is the violation of the 12th commandment: “Thou shalt not put cheese sauce in thy microwave.”

Secondly, it burns the cheese sauce on one part while leaving the rest RAW.

Humph.

I Almost Hate To Link This…

Posted under General by Matt on Tuesday 23 November 2004 at 10:51 pm (-0600)

’cause I don’t want them to get any more hits than absolutely necessary.

But it’s really funny. I mean, funny and sad.

Nevertheless, now for your humor and entertainment, M Squared T now presents:

Jack Chick’s “Angels” Tract

…about how rock music is of the Devil.

Link via http://www.liquidthinking.org/

Oh, yeah, and remember to rock on!

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