Top 10 Reasons Men Should Not Be Ordained

Posted under Check This Out, Emerging Church, Ministry by Matt on Friday 31 March 2006 at 9:01 am (-0600)

I thought this was humorous, given what’s happening this weekend…

Top Ten Reasons Why Men Should Not Be Ordained

10. A man’s place is in the army.
9. For men who have children, their duties might distract them from the responsibilities of being a parent.
8. Their physical build indicates that men are more suited to tasks such as chopping down trees and wrestling mountain lions. It would be “unnatural” for them to do other forms of work.
7. Man was created before woman. It is therefore obvious that man was a prototype. Thus, they represent an experiment, rather than the crowning achievement of creation.
6. Men are too emotional to be priests or pastors. This is easily demonstrated by their conduct at football games and watching basketball tournaments.
5. Some men are handsome; they will distract women worshipers.
4. To be ordained pastor is to nurture the congregation. But this is not a traditional male role. Rather, throughout history, women have been considered to be not only more skilled than men at nurturing, but also more frequently attracted to it. This makes them the obvious choice for ordination.
3. Men are overly prone to violence. No really manly man wants to settle disputes by any means other than by fighting about it. Thus, they would be poor role models, as well as being dangerously unstable in positions of leadership.
2. Men can still be involved in church activities, even without being ordained. They can sweep paths, repair the church roof, and maybe even lead the singing on Father’s Day. By confining themselves to such traditional male roles, they can still be vitally important in the life of the Church.
1. In the New Testament account, the person who betrayed Jesus was a man. Thus, his lack of faith and ensuing punishment stands as a symbol of the subordinated position that all men should take.

via Bro. Maynard

LOL

Ordination countdown

Posted under News by Matt on Thursday 30 March 2006 at 10:38 pm (-0600)

The Family begins to arrive tomorrow!

This fits with my week this week

Posted under Check This Out, News by Matt on Tuesday 28 March 2006 at 11:06 pm (-0600)

If the electricity went out, and your walls fell down, and your biggest givers died, what would you have left? Would you have a community of people still seeking after the heart of God?

via EmergingBlurb

And that, my friends, is what this thang is all about.

Sermon 26 March 2006

Posted under Ministry, Sermons by Matt on Sunday 26 March 2006 at 10:52 pm (-0600)

Sermon 26 March 2006
4 Lent, Year B
John 3:14 - 21

We’ve seen it on banners at baseball games: “John 3:16.� Many of us had to memorize it for Sunday School: “John 3:16.� Many of us struggled with what “only-begotten� meant, or at least how to pronounce it.

Many Christians believe that this verse contains the core meaning of the Gospel of Jesus Christ. As such, it gets on the short list of Very Important Verses we must deal with as followers of Jesus Christ. The basic idea that God gave Jesus on the Cross for our sins so that whoever believes in him can have Eternal Life rather than Hell is pretty basic to our understanding of the Gospel.

And while that is a profound theological notion, one that we should take care to keep track of, that notion’s a bit abstract to make sense of for daily life, isn’t it? It’s rather philosophical, intellectual, and a bit up in the clouds. And God knows we need that, of course. But that can’t be the only use of this verse – nor is that nearly all it is.

Getting past the obvious in a verse so familiar is rather difficult, of course. Restating the obvious so that the verse takes on greater depth, though, is a useful exercise, I hope. Sometimes a verse we think we know has more meaning in it than our familiarity supposes.

There are a number of places we could start with this verse, but one of the most useful is to unpack the word “world�. John uses this word more than all of the other New Testament authors combined. Clearly, it is an important word to John.
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Moving In, Again… or is it “Still”?

Posted under News by Matt on Saturday 25 March 2006 at 10:32 pm (-0600)

Today, while ruminating on the sermon for tomorrow, I spent a lot of time preparing my house for my guests who will be arriving on Friday for my Ordination Service. I have to put 8 people in my house. I’ve only ever had 6 at once before. This means that I have to make enough space clean and bed-able for two more people.

I discovered that this dictated me actually moving in a little more thoroughly. A year has gone by (almost) and there was still a pile of stuff in the attic and in the basement that I hadn’t really dealt with. So today it got dealt with.

Now, I have a liveable attic and a liveable space in half of my basement, free of clutter and random power tools. I now have a total of 10 places for people to sleep: 2 queen beds, 5 twin beds and a couch. It works rather well, I’d say.

So I hear that it takes nearly 3 years for someone to say they’ve moved in. Perhaps I have needed this year to really figure out how I want things to be. That’s all right, I guess. I’m a lot more moved in now.

Funny how it took having company over for me to clean my house…

Ordination Service is in 8 days.

Trying to Get Out of High Gear

Posted under News by Matt on Friday 24 March 2006 at 11:01 pm (-0600)

You know, taking a day off is good. Friday’s my normal “day off.”

But one of the greatest struggles of this kind of day off is to keep your mind off of what didn’t get done during the week.

You have to just let it go.

So I turned all the frustration and energy toward housecleaning. That’s good, because I have a LONG way to go. I have 8 people staying with me in 1 week.

Peace out.

Observations

Posted under Discipleship, Ministry by Matt on Thursday 23 March 2006 at 11:19 pm (-0600)

I’ve been tired since before Christmas. I had a lot of reserve energy, ideas and creativity banked from Seminary and previous ministry experiences that I’ve been spending up until now. I know that my sermon preparation has been slipping since January. It’s been slipping in favor of the other pastoral duties that I must engage in. Primarily, this is due to the encroachment of many duties and activities on the necessary time of quiet and reflection I need to “immerse” in the scriptures.

This is a difficult kind of “pastoral time” to explain to many. In fact, a number of people vocally protest the kind of time I need to do this. Why, for instance, does the pastor disappear from his office to go walk in the woods? Why does he go to a local cafe/sandwich shop to sit in a comfortable, wi-fi empowered chair with his sandwich for a two-and-one-half hour “lunch”? Why does he spend many hours in a cold sanctuary wrapped up in a coat, lying silently on the floor of the chancel? Why, at other times, does he crank up some heavy-duty rock music, followed by a Mozart choral mass? Why does he sometimes just sit and read a book - all afternoon? Why does he do most of his actual sermon writing at home or, in nice weather, in some spot outside by the river after a vigorous bicycle expedition?

Some people have absolutely no respect for the absolute necessity of that kind of time. They don’t understand why the Pastor doesn’t keep 9 - 5 hours at the church building. They see silence as strange. They see absence from the office as a sign of laziness. They see extended prayer times as somehow rediculous. Not merely in their words but in their body language do they express their displeasure with this kind of time.

Rather than fight this profound misunderstanding (I’ve all but given up trying to explain it), I’ve fallen into the pattern of squeezing the “quiet” time out of my weekly schedule. Problem is, though, that ministry without time for reflection withers and dies. Thus, the sermons (among other things) have been slipping.

Add to all of that the sheer number of activities that have filled the week, and the extensions they have made to the week as a whole, and that has cut down on my personal time. Personal time - time “off the clock”, away from “church life” is absolutely essential to good ministry, too. I have to have time to relax and be human - do laundry, eat meals, read books, clean the house, etc. - or else I have no recharge time for the work of ministry. I require 8 - 8 1/2 hours of sleep a night to be fully functional. Yes, higher than the average American gets. But not biologically abnormal. I don’t have enough energy left at the end of the day to exercise as I should. This means that I actually lose stamina. That doesn’t help the situation. At all.

I’m not lazy. I’m not really a complainer. The pressure makes me mad. Mad mostly because I know I put more than enough pressure on myself to get the job done. I don’t need everyone else’s. I am a self-starter, self-motivated and tend to work too much rather than too little. The psychological rescuer/superman and all that. Doing enough? The wise leaders will keep me accountable to not take on too much. But they will also not use that accountability to maintain an unaccountable or unconsciable status quo.

Pastoral ministry requires setting priorities and boundaries for work that will be all-consuming unless carefully managed. Personal and “quiet” work time are two necessary parts of that work. Sustainable ministry requires cycles of activity and quiet - daily, weekly and seasonally. So I’m reclaiming that time. I’m reclaiming the immerse-in-the-scriptures-reflect-on-Christ time. I’m reclaiming the “live real life” time.

When life has room to breathe, then ministry is vibrant. When every waking moment is squeezed into a meeting or a project such that scriptural depth and personal relationship with Christ is squeezed out, then ministry dies. I refuse to let that happen. It is true, part of the job is crisis management, crisis counselling and work that requires immediate attention (like a funeral call, for instance). That kind of work is refreshing, actually, because it breaks up the routine. But when life goes from crisis to crisis, exhaustion sets in. No one should ever feel cautious about coming to me with a pastoral care crisis or problem - working with those issues is a part of what ministry is all about and what my role is in the Body of Christ. And really, that’s not the pressure I was talking about earlier.

Rather, in reclaiming the quiet and the personal time each week, I am resolved to bear the accusations and the mockery for the sake of solid, honest, integrated ministry that can be sustained long-term - a ministry that is balanced and Christ-like. It denies the power of the hyperactive spirit to keep activity going until it destroys life. The thing that ultimately destroys life is Evil. And the mockery of quiet and personal time - the mockery which destroys life - is a collaborator therewith.

Final observation: returning to a life of balance, with appropriate time for reflection, is going to be the most life-giving to the congregation in the long run. And that’s what this is all about.

Yes, Christians still face death for their faith even in countries supported by the US government

Posted under Check This Out, Discipleship, Ministry by Matt on Tuesday 21 March 2006 at 12:27 am (-0600)

Kabul, Afghanistan, March 19 - An Afghan man is being prosecuted in a Kabul court and could be sentenced to death after being charged with converting from Islam to Christianity, a crime under this country’s Islamic Shariah laws, a judge said.

The trial is believed to be the first of its kind in Afghanistan and highlights a struggle between religious conservatives and reformists over what shape Islam will take here four years after the ouster of the Islamic fundamentalist Taliban regime.

The defendant, Abdul Rahman, 41, was arrested last month after his family accused him of becoming a Christian, Judge Ansarullah Mawlavezada told The Associated Press in an interview. Rahman was charged with rejecting Islam and his trial started last Thursday.

During the one-day hearing, the defendant allegedly confessed that he converted from Islam to Christianity 16 years ago while working as a medical aid worker for an international Christian group helping Afghan refugees in the Pakistani city of Peshawar, Mawlavezada said.

“We are not against any particular religion in the world. But in Afghanistan, this sort of thing is against the law,” the judge said. “It is an attack on Islam.”

Mawlavezada said he would rule on the case within two months.

Afghanistan’s constitution is based on Shariah law, which states that any Muslim who rejects Islam should be sentenced to death, according to Ahmad Fahim Hakim, deputy chairman of the state-sponsored Afghanistan Independent Human Rights Commission.

Repeated attempts to see Rahman in detention were barred.

The prosecutor, Abdul Wasi, said he had offered to drop the charges if Rahman converted back to Islam, but he refused.

“He would have been forgiven if he changed back. But he said he was a Christian and would always remain one,” Wasi told the AP. “We are Muslims and becoming a Christian is against our laws. He must get the death penalty.”

After being an aid worker for four years in Pakistan, Rahman moved to Germany for nine years, said Rahman’s father, Abdul Manan, outside his home in Kabul.

He returned to Afghanistan in 2002 and tried to gain custody of his two daughters, now aged 13 and 14, who had been living with their grandparents their whole lives, he said. A custody battle ensued and the matter was taken to the police.

During questioning, it emerged that Rahman was a Christian and was carrying a Bible. He was immediately arrested and charged, the father said.

Afghanistan is a conservative Islamic country. Some 99 percent of its 28 million people are Muslim, the remainder mainly Hindu.

A Christian aid worker in Kabul, who spoke on condition of anonymity because of the sensitivity of the matter, said there was no reliable figure for the number of Christians, though it was believed to be in the low hundreds. He said few admit their faith because of fear of retribution and there are no known Afghan churches.

An old house in a war-wrecked suburb of Kabul serves as a Christian place of worship for expatriates. From the muddy street, the building looks like any other. Its guard, Abdul Wahid, said no Afghans go there.

The only other churches are believed to be inside foreign embassies or on bases belonging to the U.S.-led coalition or a NATO peacekeeping force.

Hakim, the human rights advocate, said the case would attract widespread attention in Afghanistan and could be exploited by Muslim conservatives to rally opposition to reformists who are trying to moderate ways the religion is practiced here.

Muslim clerics still hold considerable power in Afghanistan, especially in rural areas where most women wear all-encompassing burqas and are dominated by men.

Hakim said that if Rahman is acquitted, it would be a propaganda win for the Taliban rebels, who have stepped up their insurgency in the past year.

In the months before U.S.-led troops ousted the extremists in 2001, they claimed that Western aid groups were trying to convert Afghan Muslims. They arrested eight foreign aid workers for allegedly preaching Christianity, but later released them unharmed.

via Beliefnet

This is the most disturbing photo I’ve ever seen

Posted under Check This Out, Ministry by Matt on Monday 20 March 2006 at 11:58 pm (-0600)

so disturbing, in fact, that I will just link it here.

Don’t worry. It’s not “dirty” in any way.

It merely reinforces my sermon point from Sunday about violating the 3rd commandment by associating God’s name with something God detests.

The “Jesus Saves” photo is here on Purgatorio.

Happy Birthday to Me

Posted under News by Matt on Sunday 19 March 2006 at 10:04 pm (-0600)

#27 today.

The Inevitable

Posted under News by Matt on Saturday 18 March 2006 at 11:35 pm (-0600)

Well, Illinois went down to Washington today.

I couldn’t see the game.

Oh well.

Lost by 3.

Didn’t think they could repeat last year anyway.

Illini eke out first round victory

Posted under General by Matt on Thursday 16 March 2006 at 11:10 pm (-0600)

This shouldn’t be this hard.

Illini won against Air Force.

Now they’re ready for 2nd round.

Go Illini, beat all of ‘em!

Famous Runway For Let

Posted under Check This Out, News by Matt on Wednesday 15 March 2006 at 10:58 pm (-0600)

For rent: 15,000-foot runway. Aircraft hangar included. Affordable. Historic. Scenic Florida location.

Call NASA.

Champaign-Urbana in the News Today

Posted under Check This Out, News by Matt on Wednesday 15 March 2006 at 10:53 pm (-0600)

CNN reported today that the editor of the Daily Illini who gave the go-ahead to publish the infamous Mohammed Cartoons has been fired for idiocy. One of the other editors involved has declined to be reinstated after being suspended in the same case. The Daily Illini is notorious in the student body for poor judgment and blatant partisanship, especially in presidential election years. This particular case made the national news.

(the CNN report)

In other news, the National Center for Supercomputing Applications modeled a biological virus:

Researchers announced on Tuesday that they created a computer simulation of a virus, claiming to have built the first complete model of any entire life-form.

Although the notion of a “computer virus� usually conjures up concerns about data security, the scientists say their development will contribute to improvements in public health as well as the development of technologies such as artificial nanomachines.

Details of the work by crystallographers at the University of California at Irvine and computational biologists at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign will be published in the March issue of the science journal Structure.

(more of the story)

via /.

Beware the Ides of March!

Posted under Check This Out by Matt on Wednesday 15 March 2006 at 10:37 pm (-0600)

Today is the infamous Ides of March.

This is the 2050th anniversary of the assassination of Gaius Julius Caesar.

Here’s a link from Wikipedia.

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