The Disadvantage of Having a Friendly Cat
I have a very friendly cat named Sam. He’s 10.5 lbs and orange-striped. Most people expect cats to ignore them or to sit quietly on them while they read or watch television or converse. My cat is rather different.
He always insists on being in the same room I’m in. Moreover, he insists on sitting on my book, or standing in front of my computer monitor when I’m working. If I don’t pay enough attention to him (in his terms), he will start clawing at things and pulling books off of bookshelves and then looking at me like, “do you want to play?”
Most annoying is when it’s time for bed and, upon lying down, the cat comes and puts his wet nose under my chin or in my ear and starts purring loudly. Then he starts marching in place and batting at my face with his claws. That means that for the time being, he is banished from the room for the night. Tough luck for him, eh?
He also greets all of my guests once they sit down - by jumping on them and exploring their faces, hands and feet. Then, for the people he really likes, he attacks their legs like a scratching post. Yes, biting, scratching and kicking. He usually gets shut in the basement now for guests.
Today, he recycled some of my houseplants back onto the floor, since they didn’t agree with him. After cleaning the dirt up, I realized that he had eaten some and they didn’t agree with him. I’ll clean it up soon.
Now after all this, do I like my cat? I do! I do the typical cat discipline with spray bottles and scratching posts. I actually expected this cat to be more - catlike - stand-offish, etc. He’s not. He’s an in-your-face kind of guy. So, I’m adjusting to life with a cat. I’m sure we’ll be the best of pals for the next 15 or so years. ![]()





